So last night I had a mega entertaining call on niteflirt from this super loser who calls about once every 5 months. Im not even going to minimize how much I enjoy our convos and he even knows it too lol We spoke for over 80 minutes last night which cost him just over $300! Oh, and just to make my point clear, typically I dont even answer my $3.99 line because Im too greedy and spoiled and prefer my $4.50 / $5.00 line – Okay saying it out loud actually sounds kind of trivial since I am talking about a 50 cent difference haha but whatevs! Anywho I was having fun milking loser hicks and uk cock whore last night, generally having a legit good time so I figured Id answer that $3.99 call anyway and keep the party going!

Glad I did because it was this mega loser who I think would probably piss off 99% of everyone else he calls – He likes to argue and debate and say things like “well,  no because by definition” or “technically”… you know what I mean, he likes to get hung up on words and debate their dictionary meaning… and thats just the condensed description of his nerdyness. HOWEVER, that doesnt work with me because #1 the lights are bright in this house and #2 I was born to debate and I LOVE it and Im pretty good at it too! So I actually like the random guys that go down the list and argue with the ladies… Its rare and doesnt happen often but its such a treat when it does lol Ohh you wanna argue do you?!?! lol

I blogged about this dweebling before and I wish I could remember which blog I wrote about him in so I could link to it but anyway it was basically the same thing as before…

He says hes a loser and all this stuff about himself which of course I agree and elaborate on for him lol and then he starts to question something Iv said, like debating perception and who has the conventionally more accurate view point… or when he tried to argue social normality and oh even my ethics. I know, it probably sounds boring to most, but it wasnt… its always nice to have a debate with someone who can even in the slightest at least kinda sorta interject semi lucid viewpoints, even if theyre totally loser-ish… well, of course him being mostly stupid and a mega loser made it easy to ridicule him for his thoughts… which he enjoyed haha

My 2 fav parts were when he asked me to tell him all about who I really am and what makes me, me! Then when he asked how much different he is from other slaves and how often do I get losers like him on the phone and how I must be “numb” to it by now!

Duh, I love talking about me… I literally actually think Im an enlightened mind… no, I KNOW I am! 🙂 *PrincessIcon*

I explained to him that guys like him are actually so far few and in-between and how he is the minority of the losers… hes so dumb and has such a peabody mr know it all with out the brains behind it and no one even likes freaks like that. He insisted he was cool in his social circle and I insisted he didnt actually have a social circle at all! Rather, just acquaintances who merely tolerate him as the loser theyre polite to because they have to be.

He said why dont I just hang up? I told him he doesnt hang up because Im smarter than him, better than him, out of his league and he loves being put in his place, mocked at and he loves hearing me giggle and cackle loudly at the dumb things he says! He agreed as he did with most things I said and then we would laugh and joke more… mostly poking fun at him haha #Loser

BUT, he wasnt getting how distant he was from everyone else… So I explained it in a way that 100% hit home with him! 🙂 You know, I just had to make sure he felt extra lame lol

So I enjoyed explaining to him; Everyone else is on another planet, but at least theyre land species while he is sludge from the bottom of Europa, a moon… No no, worse than that… Hes less than the strep bactria found on Mars that was nothing more than someone coughing, a big disappointment… No, no… even worse – he’s not even from our solar system… hes some weird form of life, maybe from Gliese 581, a place that could have life but only he’s maybe some kind of microscopic single cell bacterium?!

hahaha “wow, Im that bad. wow well thank you” hahaha  Then of course he agrees and says how much he sucks and adores my mind…

I cut him off and kept on going… “no no, youre like a piece of bacteria thats just been microwaved into nothing but a memory after being nuked by a rotating neutron star… what little worth you had was just wiped out by a pulsar… No even worse, you’re pathetic string bean loser body has been spaghettified in the event horizon and there is NO hope for you!”

:::: OH MY GAWD – as Im typing this, he’s just called again!!! hahahahahah (he called to say sorry for being argumentative and said he has a guilt complex lololololololol) ::::

After we LOLd our asses off over all I said, we began to discuss Me… which of course was my FAV part of our chat!

So what makes Me, me? In no particular order and in short

Im a quick, observant and cunning naturally deviant Girl… An activist, an opportunist, a free thinking and aggressive type with the intelligence for compassion to other forms of life or those who are not strong… Yet Darwinistic Atheist who believe men are by default inferior to women. Shallow at the same time, knowing all I stand for is secondary to my frivolous wants and desires, so essentially a self-serving Princess who believes The Right Thing To Do, is whatever *I* want!

Both a loving old soul and devilish snake… A Boss, Bitch, Beauty and a real work of art…

Of course he was too stupid to understand how I can call myself loving and compassionate yet do “this” for “work”

Put it like this… I set up shop by the sacred apple tree, you know you shouldnt even entertain the idea of plucking the apple and eating it… Rather hiding in the grass and attacking the general innocent who weren’t looking for trouble, I make an opportunity out of those who are looking for trouble… you want it, you found it! If you reach out, I pounce and I land with accuracy every time!

Anyway, in closing and as you can see by this post… Im all about the mental aspect! None of this sexually stimulates me at all… Im here to profit but I guess there is a large part of me that gets allot of mental satisfaction or stimulation from being Princess Mindy!

I dont seek out the weak, I answer the door to those who knock and give them everything they were looking for! 😉

~ Prince$$ Mindy